Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ? . . . . Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh Me Jao Na Jao Par Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye

A Couple Before Marriage "MAD" For Each Other ... After Marriage "MADE" For Each Other ... And A Few Years Later "MAD" Because Of Each Other...

Things In Boys Room B4 Marrge- Perfums, Luv Lettrs, Gifts, F'shp Bands, Cards, Snaps. After Marrge- Painkilers, Loan Paprs Unpaid Bills

Secret of Happy Marriage - ACCEPT - Attraction, Communication, Commitment, Enjoyment, Purpose, Trust. Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven.

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!

What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA....

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

10 ropay bheEk tujh ko de kr k:_-: Ye bta mainay kya khta kr di, Or bhi sainkrON Kanwaray thay, Meri shADi ki hi duA kR D?

why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is given his last chance to run away.

''MARRIAGE'' Is Nature's Way Of Preventing ''PEOPLE'' From Fighting With ''STRANGERS'' ... ;->

A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.

Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . . Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . . Both Are Mistaken

Don't Marry The Person , You Want To Live With... Marry The One , You Cannot Live Without... But Remembr Whatever You Do, You Will Regret It Later... ;->

Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that....

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth . . . . . . aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE????..;->

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.